Take a picture of a person - face, whole body, multiple, selfie, doesn't matter - and David Chattenborough will gently explain what's happening... takes about a minute to render.
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Ah, here we behold the majestic homo sapiens in its natural, aquatic habitat, engaging in one of its more bewildering rituals: harnessing the tempestuous sea winds for locomotion. This valiant individual, clad in weather-defying garments, exhibits an audacious stance against nature's might aboard his trusty vessel. As the fiery orb of daylight retreats below the horizon, our intrepid sailor confronts the watery behemoth with a fabric wing, deftly steering through Neptune's writhing domain. The ocean, unfazed, roars in defiant applause. What an extraordinary display of human ingenuity and courage. Truly a spectacle to behold!
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